Let's start with this useful article published by Life!The Straits Times.
Note the hairstyle and generally, the face.

Umm... if you still can't tell the difference, see a shrink and a ophthalmologist. Maybe you could find both in just one person. 2-in-1 coffee mix?
Okay, so I didn't go for the famine thing. Thank you camp facilitator! Luckily you sent me that email so I could have a look as to what sort of people are attending. Nah don't need to apologise that you forgot to take me off the mailing list. Oh, and thanks Shawn too for helping me make sure that I won't regret NOT going. That was close. Sorry for those I disappointed though. Can't be helped.
If I went- Pay 30 bucks to suffer---> can't eat--->feel horrible and disgusted(NOT BECAUSE OF STARVING)--->suffer--->might die--->(assuming this happens)---> we have to buy a coffin---> need to pay to light up a huge fire / pay to dig up soil, then cover back the soil.
Since I didn't go-Waste 30 bucks to be normal--->life's normal---> eat at IKEA---> have loads of fun.
Supposed to go karting today and Pulau Ubin tomorrow. But the jam was very serious today so we are only going next sunday. And we're still going Pulau Ubin tomorrow!
So today ended up going to Shaw Centre Isetan after going to woodlands checkpoint. We bought another helicopter. This one's many times better in every way compared to the first one. And it's stronger by A LOT.
The size difference relative to the EZ-Link card.
So after that we went to botanic gardens to try it out. Ronald (tried it first, shit happens + Ronald factor) crashed it from 4 storeys high. Thus, the front was broken and I got a scolding for letting him be the first to use it. But it could still work. So we just played until out of batt then went ikea for lunch. Tasty stuff :D Then went home and I spent like 2 hours stitching up the front with scotchtape while watching Mr Bean's Holiday. Comedy :D Then evening went to the HUGE field near Jalan Remaja to fly. Much easier we flew up to about 6-7 storeys high and I didn't want to be Ronald2 so I lowered the helicopter. Hmm I pass by everyday but I never thought of playing soccer there.
Sometimes those things can make you laugh like shit, sometimes those things can make you feel disgusted like you never felt disgusted before. Ewww.