My turn to be sexist.
WOMEN CAN'T DRIVE.
oxymoron |ˌäksəˈmôrˌän|nouna figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g., faith unfaithful kept him falsely true).
Oxymoron e.g. Women drivers.
Seriously, don't you notice whenever you see a driver screw up on the road, it's female? How to tell it's a female driver:-The car which holds up one whole line of cars in the carpark while parking. -The car which hogs the right-most lane on PIE, travelling at 65km/h. -The car which brakes when the road ahead is totally clear.-The car which stops on amber at the traffic light.-The car never manages to U-turn without doing a three-point turn.-My mum who does all of the above.
They don't dare to drive with only one hand on the steering wheel and talk/sms on the phone. They constantly drive 20km/h below the speed limit on the overtaking lane. You don't get a medal for travelling below the speed limit by the way.
Road hazards: Pedestrians, Elderly, Women drivers.
Hahahaha okay enough said. BYE.