Joel handed up his ' My Hero' essay today during english lesson. Made the whole class laugh dam hard. His story is like freaking funny. Graham Whitley read it out. And joel's 'hero' was graham blackley, a Bangladeshi janitor in the school. In a way he was making fun of graham whiteley's name. For graham whiteley was white, and graham blackley was black. He told of how once he went into some place at night and suddenly knocked into something which he could not see. So he turned on the lights and "low and behold! It was Mr. Blackley!...But still i think the lights were too dim". Then he said Mr Blackley brought an eclipse and a foul smell wherever he went. One day, when 2 boys were threatening him in an alley, he saw mr blackley out of the corner of his eye. Mr blackley signalled to him that he would use his ultimate attack!-his smell. So joel squeezed his nose-holes tight and mr blackley charged. This story set the whole class laughing. Luckily whiteley read the story with pauses. For i couldnt breathe due to the overly-hard laughing. If he had read on and on, i dont think i'd be here writing this. I would have probably ended up in the hospital due to suffocation. My stomache is still aching until now due to the laughing. Man! Should have seen Marc's face. Wasted. I bet it was ferrari red. Best of all, this was his last ending,"This is why Graham Blackley is my hero. Mr Blackley, I love you." And you know whiteley reads things in that funny accent, so it made the story funnier. I think i'll probably have to read it at least 10 times to be immune to the story. This is the best joke ever. Joel, No.1 entertainer. I'll try to get a copy of that essay and post it here! No doubt its a bit racist, but it does make a good joke.