Yesterday i had lots of fun in the morning. I woke up at 6am and me and my dad went to malaysia for a fun morning. We went 140km north of the singapore border to this town called Yong Peng for breakfast. Here's the 1st fun part of the trip. We drove the Fiat Stilo since it was never driven in malaysia before. From the start of the north south highway the game was on. The test for the true top speed was on. Of course we have the intelligence and eyesight to read the brochure but we weren't going to take the brochure's word for it since they said top speed was 215kmh even though 215kmh is utterly slow. Fiat Stilo Michael Schumacher 170bhp torque i dunno 5-speed Manual transmission Supposedly 215kmh 0-100kmh i dunno weight i dunno not aerodynamically good red colour nice looking speedometer with a needle which we know will never get to the end of the speedometer. SLOW Thats the specs of this car that we drove to malaysia... so you know how slow it is. You might think im joking when i say 215kmh is snail-ish but hey, im aint joking ok.. Back to my story. The moment we got into the highway after the toll booth, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. The pedal was stepped hard and we revved damn high.. It was kind of like the moment we got into the highway we tested for the top speed. The pedal was floored a few mins after we got in. And i was setting up the GPS (Global Positioning System). I found out that it cannot note your speed over 200kmh. Anyway, it was quite hard to test. You see, we go, Vrooom.... vroom... 200kmh...202kmh...205kmh... out of road.. got car in front block us. Jam brake... then we around 150kmh.. OVERTAKE!~ (at 5th gear). Drop to 4th gear and rev until like 6000rpm(if u think thats slow then look and see if you even go close to 6000rpm the next time you sit in a car. Its waay above.. Of course we did manage to get to (according to speedometer) 220-225kmh(at that sort of speed sorry we got no time to look ok the next car was right in front) in the end. But this is crap. The diff between the gps recorded speed and the car speedometer speed is 10. So the car overate it by 10kmh.. cheaters.. meaning so its 220-10=210kmh. we proved it to be 210kmh. After a while of cruising at this comparatively slow speed we saw a porsche looking thing through the rear view mirror... me, the passenger who only knows how to get his father to step as much as possible, decided to do my part by helping to look behind by turning my head. And it was a porsche.. in fact, it was a convoy of super cars!!! first came a Carrera 4s, then a turbo, then another carrera 4s, then another turbo and a M Coupe. Next came 2 lamboghini gallardos and 1 Ferrari.. i tell you these things are fast and loud ok... at that kind of speed no joke. They whizz past and make so much noise. Meanwhile.. from the time we saw these cars my dad was trying his best to hold them off which of course, proved to be useless looking at our top speed only being 210kmh(i told you it was crappy). In the end he changed lane and gave way to them and let them pass(still at 210kmh)... still trying to hold them off... time to time going into the convoy and trying to overtake but as i said before we were driving such a slow car vs supercar no hope. The consumption was high at 6.4km per litre too cos full speed normally drains petrol. normal speed consumption would be around 11km per litre if you dont know. I was kind of regretful in my mind cos i didnt request to drive the E500... i think if we did we probably would have succeeded in holding them porsches, M coupes, lambos and ferraris off looking at that lovely amount of torque that crazy 5 litre V8 produces. Surely enough to give the ferraris some challenge for their day and we can all stretch the car's 'legs'. Then the situation will be much different... 250kmh+++ cruising with these other monsters behind us downshifting and flooring and changing gears while we just floor all the way can liao. Enough said... now to go karting I played 4 rounds in all... 10 mins per rounds.. its each round, not each lap. took some short breaks in between. the first round father kept saying i was snailing and asking me why so slow. second round i went faster and father said can hear more sound but still not fast enough. the third round i saw some guy who works at the track behind me and he sort of motivated me. You see im that kind of person who got too much pride such that i am willing to go ultra fast around corners(turns) just to make sure i dun lose. But i kena jacked... he was just going 1 round and then we went to the pits and all along i thought he was behind me and i just kept going. then i looked back and saw noone. i started cheating myself telling myself that i smoked him. i think i got 2 brains la.. one is the crazy one another is sensible. the crazy one was telling me oh i smoked him and how good i was and how i must carry on smoking him and not let him catch up. Correction: I was telling the crazy one to tell me that i smoked him and how good i was and how i must carry on smoking him and not let him catch up. The sensible one was telling me that he went into the pits and im not that fast. Of course im the optimistic kind so i believed my crazy mind. Anyway i got some scratches from the go karting. Cos i was so pressurised by my crazy brain i top the hairpin(180 degree corner) at close to max speed and of course i didnt make it cause i was skidding like never before and also the track aint that wide, i had to slow down and what i did was to step the brake damn hard and i, seeing that the tyres to protect you from injuring urself when u crash was just so damn near me, lifted up my right leg and accidentally left it on my types(which were spinning) resulted in a thick black mark on my shoes. But that isnt really my point. I went past some flying gravel at 65kmh that they scratched my leg and resulted in 4 black oil coloured stripes. The gravel hitting me wasnt pain. But being scratched at 65kmh is pain ok.. imagine something flying at you at 65kmh and scrapes some skin. ouch. then also on the go kart there was some screw and my knees were bouncing against it so i went home and couldnt walk properly. It was at the joint u see.. Soon some people started coming to the track and watched them going one round first before i decided to join them and create an unarranged race. So there i was seasoned in the kart with much bravery and unsensibleness to take corners at max speed. Well, i managed to do it though... wasnt that hard...its hard to explain here but if you were me you will know(obvious statement). anyway i overtook all of them snails except 2 which i know i could have overtook them if i got 1 more lap... i was so close la.. like the last section of the lap i was behind them.. even knocked into 1 of them cos he was so freaking slow around the corners. and then it was 10mins up... Thats all haha long post P.S. i am not scared of that hairpin anymore!!! in fact im now very comfortable with the kart unlike last time when i was stiff.