During history today i sat beside Alan. Then he asked me a really wierd question. Our conversation topic are as follows-
Alan: Winston, how long is your dick? [With lots of hand gestures] Like this or like this or how? Winston: [Jokingly and casually] Err i dont really know... later i show you [We carry on copying notes] Alan: [After a while] You really going to show me ah? Winston: NO! Okay its about like this... [i used my thumb and finger] Alan: Oh mine also about the same size. Winston: [*Whatever* look] [We carry on copying notes] Alan: [When lesson ending] Eh next time show me can? Winston: [With that shocked look and louder voice] OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT?!!!! Alan: No la i just want to see... Winston: NO WAY! [Just walks away]