No prizes for guessing what i am going to write about. Obviously, National Day! The most important day of the month. Because its the country's birthday? No. Because its a holiday!!! And i am just stating the facts. We are just faking patriotism. We all go Singapore! on National Day but what do we really mean? Holiday! Fireworks! Its true. Look at the number of people going overseas on National Day. Such disloyalty. Tsk Tsk... Out of a 100, maybe only 3 really love National Day because it is National Day. These are Singaporeans who care. Tomorrow morning, UYOs in ACS will be standing in the sun for a 'good' time, feet soldered to the ground. I am quite sure they don't do it for National Day. Then? They are forced to.
I am not going to complete this post because i am lazy to. FYI this post is supposed to be funny and not serious...