Thursday, August 23, 2007
* Its a lie!!! *
I realised I havent updated for quite a while... and my blog is not funny anymore. So I will try to start some laughter. I hope you laugh at my lameness. Because if you don't, I will cry.I wrote the following with the idea of making people laugh.
Whats wrong with this newspaper article? Answer is not "edited article" Its something else...
Edited copy
Original Copy
As you might have noticed from the start, I am EXTREMELY BIASED AGAINST the ever-so-horrible-and-disgusting 881. And I love making fun of it. So I will tell you whats wrong first. 881 is in the wrong position. They printed it wrongly. Look, Top 10 Movies Singapore.
1. The Bourne Ultimatum (Okay... So its a nice show... I must watch it)
2. Rush Hour 3 (I knew it)
3. 881 (OMG WTF WTF WTF PRINTING ERROR!)
Dear, The Straits Times Life! Section
Re: Printing Error
I have written in to inform you that you have made an error in your article. And also, I am not a 3 year old kid who believes anything that he reads. You ranked the movie 881 third in your top 10 movies charts. And I just refuse to believe it because I am totally BIASED against that movie. Please do not treat me like a 3 year old kid who believes that a movie like 881 can be ranked third. It is IMPOSSIBLE! 881? Ranked third? HAHAHA The rest of the movies could be ranked in the sky already... Even a 3 year old probably won't believe that 881 is third. So don't trick me. You might want to make some amendments to your article. I have no comments as to the USA part because I am from Singapore!(Say it with enthusiasm pleassse)Yours Sincerely,
Winston Lee
3 year old kid who finally admits to being a 3 year old(who doesnt believe the credibility of that article).
Just for LAUGHS
Lol i got this pic on Tuesday i think.... It looks like a war had just finished.. Like look at the bodies... Actually I got a picture that looks even more like a battle ground but it is blur because i used long exposure but i had too much handshake.
Please read my bottom post too.